i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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