a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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