I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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