I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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