Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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