Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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