Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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