Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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