Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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