we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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