I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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