I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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