gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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