We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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