problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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