You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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