Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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