Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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