What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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