Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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