Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize