You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
