I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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