i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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