Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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