Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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