i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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