But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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