Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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