Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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