How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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