what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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