I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize