Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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