TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My bed smells like the plague
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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