if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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