I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
