ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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