Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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