I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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