sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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