I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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