No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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