sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
