"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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