you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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