but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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