I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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