What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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