I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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