Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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