Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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