He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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