I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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