its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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